These days Google search is like asking a retarded kid to solve a complex math problem, it just can’t handle it. The most simple fucking searches return retarded fucking results.
For example today I searched “can a mobile mechanic change oil in Georgia”. What do you think that long ass query returned??? I would think it would return something relevant to whether a mechanic can change the oil, wouldn’t you???? Noooooo, this fucktard mother fucker returns absolutely nothing related to that what does it return????
- How to change your oil
- When to change your oil
- Top 10 best oil change businesses
- Bullshit unrelated garbage
Google returns anything and everything except what the fuck I was looking for. No combination of those words will return a single thing about what I am looking for. So I tried “Georgia laws for mobile mechanics. OH THE FUCKING RESULTS WERE WAY WORSE. It is literally like a bing commercial, where nothing but 1 word is related.
This is not a one off either. In another search I clearly type a simple question. “what thermistors will work over 300 degrees” What do you think Googles brain damaged results were????? Just fucking guess what this worthless POS mother fucker returns????? NOTHING BUT ADS AND SHIT TRYING TO SELL ME Thermistors. NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING USEFUL RESULT ANSWERING MY QUESTION.
So I go to Bing.com and try the same search. What do you think it returns? Amazingly it actually returns all useful articles related to the search with a few trying to sell me something. So I switched to bing.com now. Most other search engines are useless piles of cat barf too as they just use Google search behind the scenes. Duckduckgo sucks because I am pretty sure it uses google behind the scene after trying the same searches and getting very similar results. So bing it is.
What the fuck good is a search engine that returns nothing but bullshit and ads???? The sad thing is Google was once that absolute best search engine ever. There was a time in history when you could type anything into google and it found relevant results. Now it returns nothing but ads and bullshit.
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