Tag: jokes

  • PHP Enumeration classes vs fake enumerations what to use.

    PHP Enumeration classes vs fake enumerations what to use.

    I am growing to HATE PHP ENUMS. Why? Because if you forget to call ->value you get BS errors about cannot convert object to string. It is just another un-needed step. Enums sounded cool at first but fuq the BS with calling ->value, it is entirely too easy to forget. Enumeration classes in PHP are…

  • Scala Java Joke

    Interviewer: How much do you know about Java? Me : Enough to decide to learn Scala Interviewer: Do you not like Java? Me: I’d rather not write a paragraph to simply create and use an object